An SL Love Poem

Not sure who wrote this but its GREAT! I just had to share it especially since today is Valentine's Day

I swear upon these pixel shoes,

(The ones stuck up my ass),

To never, ever leave your side,

(Unless, of course, I crash).

I swear to never look upon

Another pixel chick,

To always check for updates

For my interactive dick.

I’ll even pay that hefty fee,

Ten Lindens or whatever,

To get you in my partner box,

Where you will stay forever.

I’ll keep you in my profile,

Where I’ll write such loving things.

I’ll never wear bandanas,

Or that freebie gangsta bling.

I promise not to change my av,

Or wear a hover text watch.

All these things I swear

Upon the hair stuck at my crotch.

When the asset server fails us,

And transactions all go down,

When teleports cannot complete,

I’ll still be around.

But should you ever leave me,

I’ll drag you through the pixel courts,

And make you pay that twenty five

For our virtual divorce!