If breaking up is hard to do, why do we do it so much?

A friend gave this to me and I can't help but love it b/c it is so true. Hope you enjoy it too


HUMOR BLOG FOR: Saturday, 7/12/08 If breaking up is hard to do, why do we do it so much? by Marco, Marcophoto Upshaw

Yesterday morning, Friday 7/11, I woke up bright and early, eager to see the girl I had partnered with just two days ago. But Instead of seeing her lovely face I instead saw a notecard, "Dear Marco......" ahh shit. Yeah, one of those. A "Dear John letter addressed to me. It seems her RL husband found out about us, hit the ceiling and forced her to break off all ties with me. So while I was asleep she packed her stuff, moved out, and left me a note. What a helluva way to find out. I am done with steady gfs, this time. I really really mean it.

So ladies, Marco is available again, but not for a steady committed relationship. No, this time I am going for something shallow and fun; daily sex and no commitments.

If this appeals to you and you would like to have daily sex with me....or maybe every other day, or every third day.... let me know. If I get a high enough response, I will make up a calendar and schedule you. lol. I'm joking right? Oh of course...hhmmmm maybe. I am a male after all. A guy has to have a dream, right? Keep those cards and letters coming in girls, and I'll let you know.

I've even thought of switching to penguins for awhile, but the thought of those pointed beaks is a bit much.

One of these days I guess I ought to write a series about breaking up in sl. I've written about everything else. That might be fun. Meanwhile maybe I will write a ficticious application form we can give to prospective lovers to screen out the nutballs......and.....married people. If you have any thoughts about what to put in my "application form", please send me an IM. Let's make some lemonaide out of these lemons.