Now I am not what one would call a "party animal". I hung up my animal ways a LONG time ago........heh....or so I thought. Then I caught up with a friend of mine on myspace a few months ago and she invited me to her Christmas party this past Sat. night. oh my LAWD! o.0 I am not much of a drinker anymore either and i really was not going to drink that night as i usually don't around ppl I don't know b/c i dont' want to make an ass outta myself. I do that sober right? lol anywho, I had my lil coke w/o alkiehol just plain ole coke.......but then.......i saw the punch......mmmmmmmm.........punch........yum. You see, I love punch.......punch loves me.......must at least taste.........yeah............just a sip won't hurt right? Only the "sip" turned into glasses. Glasses led to jello shots like i was still in freakin college. Jello shots led to some kind of alkiehol that I have NO idea what it was that was being passed around the room. oh my LAWD I got TOASTED! So bad I was sitting on this trunk thing and my friend sat on me and spilled someone's beer and I thought I wet myself! *shakes head* Needless to say the night ended then and my stoopid butt went home. Strange looking alkiehol led to a major hangover the next day...... Oh the shame! I know better! I'm old nuff to know better I did this oh......10 years ago! I grew up right????? Turns out the "punch" that was so freakin yummy.......ya it was punch all right......suuuuuuuuuuure.........freakin Whoop Juice is what it was! Do you kno how long it's been since i drank Whoop Juice? oh my LAWD at least college or idk before maybe and jello shots? what the HELL was i thinking????? *smaks head* I am not in college anymore either! Granted neither were the people there....we were all WELL over 30 (and some 40 or 50 hahahahaha) but hells bells I had to show these ppl how to freakin do jello shots cos they didn't know HOW! It was sad. My friend was too wasted and couldn't get the jello out now THAT was funny I do remember that part. I would like to tell you it ended there but oh no. It gets worse.......there were cameras flying......lord knows what will end up on the internet (or worse youtube!) *shakes head* I'll be under my rock should you need me.......
Seelie Ears @ Androgyny
3 weeks ago
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